Criminal Drama Admirer Gifts

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Out damn Spot

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Senta jumps into the sea

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Bribery and Corruption.

Tristan and Isolde

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Newton's Law and Order.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Law 'N' Order

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'