Crime Film Admirer Gifts

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"Stick 'em up!"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Make it look like an accident.

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

GOOD FELLOWS

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

Sad demise of a workaholic

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

'And I say, if pies were outlawed, only outlaws would have pies!'

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'Is that a detective movie?'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"Eddie, are you ready to do some real insider trading?"

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"