Crime Film Admirer Gifts

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I know your mother."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'And I say, if pies were outlawed, only outlaws would have pies!'

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"

"Eddie, are you ready to do some real insider trading?"