Crime Syndicate Strategist Gifts

Celebrate the mastermind behind the schemes with our playful collection for crime syndicate strategists. From witty mugs to clever tees, pillows, and prints, these items add a humorous touch to their clandestine role. Whether they’re plotting the next big move or just enjoy the idea of being the boss, our products are designed to amuse and inspire. Gift something that acknowledges their cunning and creative flair, perfect for fans of crime capers and clever masterminds alike.

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Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot. mockup

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

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'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.' mockup

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

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The World's best Camouflage Store. mockup

The World's best Camouflage Store.

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'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.' mockup

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

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"I'm afraid there will be more cuts." mockup

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

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"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..." mockup

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

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Sly Fox

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'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!' mockup

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

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"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller." mockup

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

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"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?" mockup

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

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The Boomerang Sanctions

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Stealth fighter fly over.

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'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.' mockup

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

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The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who? mockup

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

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"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot." mockup

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

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'...You do your own money laundering!' mockup

'...You do your own money laundering!'

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Helms Burton Titulo III

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The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking. mockup

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

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I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery. mockup

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

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'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.' mockup

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

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Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss! mockup

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

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"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?" mockup

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

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I'm not avoiding you!

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A-1 security from crime....

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OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders. mockup

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

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"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!" mockup

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"

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'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.' mockup

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

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CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!' mockup

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

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'I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months. It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.'

'I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months. It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.' mockup

'I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months. It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.'

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"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps." mockup

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

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Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.' mockup

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

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Stop Botox Sanctions!

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'Did you notice how he was suddenly interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a substantial bribe?'

'Did you notice how he was suddenly interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a substantial bribe?' mockup

'Did you notice how he was suddenly interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a substantial bribe?'

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"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions."

"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions." mockup

"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions."

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Crime Syndicate Strategist Gifts Collection

Crime Syndicate Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for crime syndicate strategists—perfect for starting their day with a dash of humor.

Crime Syndicate Strategist Pillows

Find playful pillows that bring humor and personality to the strategist’s space—great for lounging and inspiring mischievous ideas.

Crime Syndicate Strategist Prints

Decorate with prints that speak to their secretive side—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their work or leisure areas.

Crime Syndicate Strategist T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts that celebrate the cleverness of crime masterminds — ideal for casual outings or relaxing at home.