Crime Syndicate Strategist Pillows

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Sly Fox

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

The Boomerang Sanctions

Stealth fighter fly over.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'...You do your own money laundering!'

Helms Burton Titulo III

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

I'm not avoiding you!

A-1 security from crime....

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months. It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

Stop Botox Sanctions!

'Did you notice how he was suddenly interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a substantial bribe?'

"Don't worry - any sign of Putin and we hit them with more sanctions."