Crime Syndicate Strategist Prints

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Sly Fox

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

The Boomerang Sanctions

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Stealth fighter fly over.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'...You do your own money laundering!'

Helms Burton Titulo III

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

"Hon, did you remember to pay the hitman?"

A-1 security from crime....

I'm not avoiding you!

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"

'I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months. It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without.'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

Stop Botox Sanctions!

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

'Did you notice how he was suddenly interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a substantial bribe?'