
"Yes, it comfortably fits three accomplices and gets you from the bank to the expressway in twelve seconds, but I think it's time to end this test drive."
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"Yes, it comfortably fits three accomplices and gets you from the bank to the expressway in twelve seconds, but I think it's time to end this test drive."
McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.
'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'
"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'
"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."
"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."
Syria
Spike Milligan
'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'
Pawn Stars
The World's best Camouflage Store.
"It's a setup."
Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets
'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'
Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.
Stealth fighter fly over.
Early Ram Raids
'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'
"Trust no one."
"Keep it running."
"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"
"Just terrific. An embedded reporter. Just what we need."
"Pawn to King Four."
"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."
You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.
Night Deposits.
"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"
"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."
"Oh, and a five and five ones."
'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'
"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."
Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!
"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."
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