Crime-fighting Strategist Gifts

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

The Professionals.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

"Policing's not what it was..."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'These police cuts have gone too far.'