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'Well professor, we have traced the villa back to a Keith Moon.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Tut and Carmen.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Physician tending a mummy.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Hadrian's Wall

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'