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'Well professor, we have traced the villa back to a Keith Moon.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Tut and Carmen.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'That's about it so far, Son.'

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Hadrian's Wall

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"