Crime Show Binge-watchers Pillows

"Mind if we have a word, Sir?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Police film evidence

"#notguilty."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

A couple decides what to watch.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Miami Mice