Crime Show Binge-watchers Pillows

"Mind if we have a word, Sir?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"#notguilty."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Police film evidence

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"