Crime Show Aficionados Pillows

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Yes, Jeff. I'm sure I will see you again. Probably on the FBI's 'most wanted' list!'

'Is the person you saw with the gun here in the courtroom today, and if so, would you point him out for the jury?'

Police film evidence

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"#notguilty."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

The Clown Hit

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."