Crime Series Aficionado Gifts

Plain clothes police man and car.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"#notguilty."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Crime in bookshop

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Mobsters at the Beach

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.