Crime Scene Sanitizer Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for someone interested in crime scenes or forensic science? Our collection combines clever humor with creative designs, ideal for fans of criminal investigations or those who love to add a touch of fun to their interest in crime scene cleanup, sanitation, or forensic investigations. Whether they’re a professional, hobbyist, or just a crime scene enthusiast, find a humorous and thoughtful gift that matches their passion for crime scenes and sanitation.

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Criminal Germs

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Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer mockup

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

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Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound mockup

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records! mockup

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

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'So far we don't have any suspects.' mockup

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

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"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?" mockup

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

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A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints. mockup

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

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Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup. mockup

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

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"I'm not taking any chances!"

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'Ugh. Every single day.'

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'Take your time. Do any of these look like the shadowy figure you saw at the crime scene?'

'Take your time. Do any of these look like the shadowy figure you saw at the crime scene?' mockup

'Take your time. Do any of these look like the shadowy figure you saw at the crime scene?'

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'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.' mockup

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

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'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!' mockup

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

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Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

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"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved." mockup

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

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Sherlock Holmes

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"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor." mockup

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

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'..but at the end of the day it was just my word against the DNA.'

'..but at the end of the day it was just my word against the DNA.' mockup

'..but at the end of the day it was just my word against the DNA.'

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"They're always in the last place you look."

"They're always in the last place you look." mockup

"They're always in the last place you look."

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The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!" mockup

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

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"The jury doesn't want to visit the crime site again, your honor. They want to go to Disneyland instead!"

"The jury doesn't want to visit the crime site again, your honor. They want to go to Disneyland instead!" mockup

"The jury doesn't want to visit the crime site again, your honor. They want to go to Disneyland instead!"

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'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.' mockup

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

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'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!' mockup

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

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In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

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"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel." mockup

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

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'I'm not so sure that the intruder broke IN, sergeant. Look, there's snow on the outside of the igloo...'

'I'm not so sure that the intruder broke IN, sergeant. Look, there's snow on the outside of the igloo...' mockup

'I'm not so sure that the intruder broke IN, sergeant. Look, there's snow on the outside of the igloo...'

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"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

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'So you say the cash box was stolen.' mockup

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

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"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?" mockup

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

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Dispatch, you can call off the search party. We'll need DNA samples to be sure, but it looks like we've found Kermit's remains.

Dispatch, you can call off the search party. We'll need DNA samples to be sure, but it looks like we've found Kermit's remains. mockup

Dispatch, you can call off the search party. We'll need DNA samples to be sure, but it looks like we've found Kermit's remains.

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Murder photographs.

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'So you say she wasn't your real grandmother?'

'So you say she wasn't your real grandmother?' mockup

'So you say she wasn't your real grandmother?'

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'I've seen this before officer...when 'Rock, Paper and Scissors' gets out of hand.'

'I've seen this before officer...when 'Rock, Paper and Scissors' gets out of hand.' mockup

'I've seen this before officer...when 'Rock, Paper and Scissors' gets out of hand.'

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Crime Scene Sanitizer Gifts Collection

Crime Scene Sanitizer Mugs

Explore our collection of crime scene sanitizer mugs, crafted for forensic fans with a sense of humor. Perfect for daily coffee breaks or forensic fans' collections.

Crime Scene Sanitizer Pillows

Find quirky crime scene sanitation pillows, bringing forensic humor and comfort to fans’ homes or offices.

Crime Scene Sanitizer Prints

Browse our forensic-themed prints for a humorous touch to forensic fans’ decor, celebrating the lighter side of crime scene investigation.

Crime Scene Sanitizer T-Shirts

Discover witty crime scene sanitizer t-shirts, designed for forensic enthusiasts who like their humor bold and their style forensic-inspired.