Crime Scene Sanitizer T-Shirts

Criminal Germs

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Ugh. Every single day.'

'Take your time. Do any of these look like the shadowy figure you saw at the crime scene?'

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

Sherlock Holmes

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'..but at the end of the day it was just my word against the DNA.'

"They're always in the last place you look."

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"The jury doesn't want to visit the crime site again, your honor. They want to go to Disneyland instead!"

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

'I'm not so sure that the intruder broke IN, sergeant. Look, there's snow on the outside of the igloo...'

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

Dispatch, you can call off the search party. We'll need DNA samples to be sure, but it looks like we've found Kermit's remains.

Murder photographs.

'So you say she wasn't your real grandmother?'

'I've seen this before officer...when 'Rock, Paper and Scissors' gets out of hand.'