Crime Scene Parody Lover Pillows

Dead Snowman Police Outlines.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'

Joke Shop.

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

'And what do you do?'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'Looks like he landed sunny side up.'

"These are unusual. I asked you to round up the usual suspects."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

Raccoon notepad