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Bank Robbery

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Cat Burglar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

The evidence destroyed

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Crime in bookshop

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

'Not much cop are you!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Moses as a mobster.

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."