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"A word of fatherly advice, Marty: keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. That way there's no room for useless in-laws to squeeze in."

Mario's Family Portraits.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

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"Don't editorialize."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

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'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Bribery and Corruption.

Gangster's To-Do List

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'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

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