"Let's be frank, Artie. I could have you shot. You could have me shot."
Crime Families Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift that taps into your passion for crime families? Our collection features witty, creative items that capture the intrigue, humor, and style of the mafia universe. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products are ideal for anyone fascinated by crime lore and family loyalties alike. Give a nod to your obsession with these notorious stories—without taking things too seriously.
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
The Elliot Ness monster.
"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."
"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"
The GODFATHER Ride 25¢
James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet
Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.
Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale
Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.
'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
Back in 2 to 5 years.
'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'
'Make it look like an accident.'
"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."
"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie
"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."
"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."
"The robber was about 5' 11"...."
"Any clues?"
'Emotional blackmail.'
The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Edgar Wallace.
"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"
"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"
"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."
Make it look like an accident.
'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'
'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'
"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"
A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink
"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."
Crime Families Aficionado Gifts Collection
Crime Families Aficionado Mugs
Discover more humorous and stylish mugs for crime family aficionados that make your coffee break both fun and memorable.
Crime Families Aficionado Pillows
Relax with our cozy crime family pillows, combining comfort with clever mafia-inspired designs.
Crime Families Aficionado Prints
Elevate your décor with our striking crime family prints, ideal for fans of mafia stories to display their passion in style.
Crime Families Aficionado T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty crime family t-shirts—perfect for fans who like their fashion with a side of mafia lore.