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'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

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"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

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"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Paper or plastic?"

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"I know your mother."

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Handcuffs.

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"Make it look like an accident"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

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Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'