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'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

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"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Paper or plastic?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Newton's Law and Order.

"I know your mother."

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Make it look like an accident"

Handcuffs.

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Fingerprint Show

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'