Crime Documentary Buff Mugs

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

'I still think burglar tools OUGHT to be deductible!'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I know your mother."

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Diary of a DNA Cop

Arrest of La Tuta

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"It was me who did it!"

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

'Murder, eh? Nailed me for trespassing.'

"Stick 'em up!"

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

'I don't care if they do help you remember which role you're supposed to be playing. Take them off!'

Mafia Shrinks

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"I should have realised she'd poisoned my dinner. It tasted much nicer than usual."

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

The Future of Detective Work

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

"It's a Plodcast!"

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

Jailed mouse.

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."