Crime Documentary Buff Prints

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

'I still think burglar tools OUGHT to be deductible!'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"It was me who did it!"

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Arrest of La Tuta

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

'Murder, eh? Nailed me for trespassing.'

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

'I don't care if they do help you remember which role you're supposed to be playing. Take them off!'

"It's a Plodcast!"

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Mafia Shrinks

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

"I should have realised she'd poisoned my dinner. It tasted much nicer than usual."

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

Jailed mouse.

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

Sad demise of a workaholic

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."