Cricket Statistician Gifts

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Multisports

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

Cricketer's funeral

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Complaining cricket wives

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

'How's that, Umpire?'