Cricket Statistician T-Shirts

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Alternative fielding positions

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'How's that, Umpire?'

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

Complaining cricket wives

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

Cricketer's funeral

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

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