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News stand sign 'England openers reach double figures'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Time Is Money

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Alternative fielding positions

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines