Sports Analyst T-Shirts

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

470 BC: Socrates addresses lifes' difficult questions. "So if the player receiving the ball is past the last defender when the ball is played..."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Athletic Darwinism.

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

"False Start!"

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

ITV Digital bubble being burst by the Football Association.

'Extrapolation is one thing. Picking the pennant winners is something entirely different.'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

'Whoa! Leonard got busted for using Human Growth hormone!'

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

England Cricket Team - Short Stay Car Park.

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

Cartoon on Sachin Tendulkar's comparison to Don Bradman

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Shoulda bet on the underdogs!'

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'OK... But can he play defense?'

'I have no excuse for the horrible way my team performed today. However, my assistant coaches are reviewing the tape, and we should have an excuse worked up by Monday morning.'

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

Team Suspensions.

"The young Englishman prepares for McGraths next delivery!"

'I wonder if the anti-doping agency ever looking into the Popeye and Spinach thing.'

'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'

"That replacement ref is going to get me killed before I can collect the bounty on the other team's quarterback."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Some hero you turned out to be...'

"Now the catcher is saying, 'The other team's lip-reading is worth twice what they're paying him.'"

The Qatar Baby

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'