Cricket Banter Enthusiast Gifts

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Alternative fielding positions

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Cricket Accidents.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Cricketer's funeral

Complaining cricket wives

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'