Cricket Banter Enthusiast Mugs

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Alternative fielding positions

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'...I don't like your chances!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

Cricketer's funeral

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Complaining cricket wives