Cricket Humor Lover Mugs

"That got very big on him."

Fast Bowler

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Dog on a Shelf.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Pole Vault Rules

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Scary movie?'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Hog Futures

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement