Cricket Humor Fan Mugs

New cricketing dresses to protect all England against the present swift bowling.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Paging for a Doctor

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Here we go again...'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Pole Vault Rules

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Dog steals a cricket ball.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Bat out of Hell

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'