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Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Are we there yet?'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Fearless Frog Part 19

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'