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Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'