Cricket Humor Lover Pillows

"That got very big on him."

Fast Bowler

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Dog on a Shelf.

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Scary movie?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Hog Futures

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."