Cricket Humorist Pillows

'Here's a splendid cake sent in by a Mr Mugabe of Harare.'

'What do you mean he hit a six? I only bowled one?'

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

"You're not Batman, sir, you're an imposter!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'