Sports Comic Fan Mugs

'He blew out his belly button.'

'Fetch the poison bait! The gym rats are back!'

'Stop saying that! There is no 'warm and fuzzy' in hockey!'

Big Game Hunter

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Here we go again...'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

"Kill the third base umpire."

False starts.

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.