Sports Comic Aficionado Mugs

'... Bailey, squashed. Monroe, legs ripped off. Gutierrez,squashed. Sengelmann, squashed. Binegar, legs ripped off...'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

The Washington Arbitrators

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Football Boomerang.

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'