Cricket Humor Fan Prints

New cricketing dresses to protect all England against the present swift bowling.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Here we go again...'

Paging for a Doctor

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Bat out of Hell

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Dog steals a cricket ball.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat