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Coping with a strong-willed child

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

TV-Man

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Busy day at the office.

Baby Race.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Houdini's infancy.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Still on your left."

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

'You went to obedience school and you're still not allowed on the couch? What a gyp.'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"They think I don't have a clue."

Directors Chair and Others.

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

DOH, NHS and GP

Dummy Sucking Area

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

Just Married

"Sky, sir?"