Crib Camper T-Shirts

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"Same old same old. How about you?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Building a Shelter

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Bear Recycling.

Houdini's infancy.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Phone Mittens

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

People scoffed, but Cunningham survived multiple corporate restructuring campaigns this way.

Free the Downtown Three!

'SHOP!!!'

Portable Homes

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'