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"Don't you think you're taking these programmes a bit too seriously?"

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

I love Horror Films

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Bear Recycling.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"