Couch Camper Mugs

"Don't you think you're taking these programmes a bit too seriously?"

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

I love Horror Films

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Phone Mittens

Bear Recycling.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"