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Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Dissectum Paniculata

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I now represent both death and taxes."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"His prose is so muscular."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Operation/Grim Reaper

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"No, I'm scarier."

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.