Creepy Folklore Followers Gifts

'Don't let the bed bugs bite...Or the pillow goblins bore into your eyes and suck out your brains...'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Giant Headless Horseman

Witch Bonfire

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

"So that's Ireland."

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

Monster Tax Service. Tax season is in full swing now. It looks like the zombies had the same income as prior years but King Kong had a big increase. Kong is climbing the corporate ladder while the zombies are stuck in dead-end jobs. The werewolf had some extra income -- must have been moonlighting. The Hulk is taking some credits for going green, and Frankenstein's monster has a big medical expense deduction because of all his surgery. As usual, the Invisible Man has the cleanest return.

"Mr Piper, after a comprehensive study of your social media data I think we have a clear definition of your core audience."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Mermaids

King Commute.

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

William Tell attempting to shoot olives of a boy's head with a tiny crossbow.

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

The Monster (Legend of Croquemitaine).

'No, I'm not Big foot, I'm his cousin 'Big butt'.'