Folklore Follower Gifts

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Witch Bonfire

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'Ah, the wee people.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'