Creel Carrier Gifts

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"International trade"

Thought Cloud

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Giant Ice Skates

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

Caddy With A Cool Box

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Transporting Live Cargo

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

"Dog house"

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

A cab driver acting recklessly

Accommodating.

I brought food!

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Bored Coachman

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

"My other carriage is a Landau."

Unknown

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.