Motor Carrier Gifts

CSA bogging down a truck

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Olympic Torch Training

"Anything for me?"

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Dog's game

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"There's the mailman!"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Delivery."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail