Capable Carrier Gifts

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

"Anything for me?"

Olympic Torch Training

"International trade"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Dog's game

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Hello, Number 6!"

"There's the mailman!"

"Delivery."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."