Credit Queen Gifts

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bad hair day!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Ladies

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Botox."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Botox...'

Run in the Family

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

If you've got it flaunt it!

Agency Moody's comments

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

Mum's Baking is best!

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Excellent job on the Foreman account, Graham. There's just one thing... I don't see my name on it.'