Credit Queen Mugs

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bad hair day!

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Ladies

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Botox."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'Botox...'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Run in the Family

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Agency Moody's comments

If you've got it flaunt it!

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Mum's Baking is best!

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Excellent job on the Foreman account, Graham. There's just one thing... I don't see my name on it.'