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'I've picked up some twitter followers, but I'm afraid they're all bill collectors.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Great party - thanks.

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

'You're ambitious I see!'

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Dogs of the World Unite

Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'