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Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Do not think outside the box!

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Welcome Ghost.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Sea Change.

"I miss the old cubicles."

It's a Dog's life

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

In the Fever Cubicle

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Still Here

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'